Religion is like a penis. It’s nice to have one, you can be proud of it… but you shouldn’t wave it around in public, and you shouldn’t shove it down someone’s throat
05/15/2013 Update:
BROSIE Goes ViralOriginal Post:
I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork.
My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done;…
The Meeting - Mnemonic Gone Wrong
Guy: Hello…
Girl: Hi…
Guy: What’s you name?
Girl: Jennifer. Like that girl who died in Love Story…
Guy: What? Why did you say it that way?
Girl: I thought it help you remember my name. You’ll see me and think that’s the girl named after the girl who died in Love Story - Jennifer. See how easy that is?
Guy: Why don’t you use a happier example? Love Story is such a sad movie…
Girl: It was a movie?
About me
Living in Ohio. Sleeping, watching TV, surfing the web, gleaming the cube, and working - the usual. A narcissistic attempt to create a cult following to hide my lack of talent and intelligence about a wide range of topics.
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